he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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