They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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