I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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