Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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