I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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