You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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