Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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