Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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