The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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