Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
