you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
stop calling my apartment porn island.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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