what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
do herpes really smell.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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