i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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