at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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