You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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