i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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