Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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