on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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