Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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