In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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