me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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