If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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