$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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