Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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