Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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