I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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