There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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