The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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