well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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