Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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