i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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