it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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