PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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