Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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