I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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