did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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