PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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