Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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