Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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