Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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