I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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