Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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