It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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