My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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