Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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