The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Enjoy the penises
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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