Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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