I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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