before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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