I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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