I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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