office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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