Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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